how your appreciation with a candle that says what you really mean —
“Thank You for Handling Another One of My F*cking Crises.”

This funny soy wax candle is the perfect gift for your best friend, coworker, therapist, or anyone who deserves a laugh (and probably a nap) after putting up with your chaos.

Hand poured in Toronto with 100% natural soy wax, this candle combines humor and quality for a gift that feels personal, stylish, and unforgettable.

💖 Perfect For

• Best friend gifts
• Funny thank you presents
• Mental health humor
• Appreciation gifts
• Coworker or therapist gifts

Let them know you see their patience — and reward it with a good laugh and a cozy glow.

★ABOUT OUR CANDLES★

Clean burn
No Carcinogens, paraffins or parabens
100% natural soy wax
Hand poured in Toronto, ON

Because your candle is handmade, you may notice slight imperfections. None of these will affect the use or quality of your candle. Every scent/wax/wick/vessel is heavily tested before a final batch is poured, cured and shipped.

Candle Care

Read the safety label at the bottom of your candle before burning
Trim your wick 1/4" before every burn.
Let your first burn last at least 3-4 hours, or long enough to burn to the edges of the vessel.
Never leave a burning candle unattended.
Burn candle only on a flat fire resistant surface.
Keep away from children, pets and flammable objects.
Use caution when handling glass.
Stop Burning when there is about 1/2" of wax remaining.
Never burn candle for more than 4 hours at a time.

Height: 3.5"
Diameter: 3.13"
Net Weight: 9oz / 255g
Burn Time: 50 hours

Refund policy

We have a 14-day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a return.

Returns Eligibility:

• To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused, in the same condition that you received it, and in its original packaging.
• Items that are damaged, altered, or not in their original condition may not be eligible for a refund or exchange.

Return Process:

1. Contact our customer service team at contact@jessiemmark.com to initiate the return process.
2. Pack the item securely in its original packaging along with any accessories or documentation that came with it.
3. Include a copy of the original purchase receipt or order confirmation email.
4. Ship the item back to us at the address provided by our customer service team.

Return Shipping:

• Customers are responsible for paying the shipping costs for returning the item to us.
• Shipping costs are non-refundable. If you receive a refund, the cost of shipping will be deducted from your refund.

Refund Processing:

• Once your return is received and inspected, we will send you an email to notify you that we have received your returned item.
• If the return is approved, we will process the refund to the original method of payment within 10 business days. Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.  If more than 15 business days have passed since we’ve approved your return, please contact us at contact@jessiemark.com

Damaged or Defective Items:

• If you receive a damaged or defective item, please contact us immediately at [contact email or phone number] to report the issue.
• We may require photographic evidence of the damage or defect before issuing a refund or exchange.

Non-Returnable Items:

• Certain items are non-returnable, including:

Questions or Concerns:

• If you have any questions or concerns regarding our refund/return policy, please don't hesitate to contact us at contact@jessiemark.com. We're here to assist you!

Thank you for shopping with us! We appreciate your business and value your satisfaction.

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